The other night, having watched the last few innings of the Twins thirteenth loss in a row, I switched over to MSNBC, where The Trumpeter was speaking and conditions were even worse. My little boat of logic is swamped by the evident perfidy of the illegal immigrants he was describing. They are all on the dole! They are taking all the jobs that otherwise would go to Americans! He's about as believable as the fellow who calls in to say he can't come to work because he has the flu and his car won't start. Who buys into this stuff? As someone has said, a hundred per cent of the people who smoke while pumping gas are voting for Trump.
If only the election were in December, Hillary's chances would be augmented by natural selection.
Does Trump call the mothers of kids killed by illegals "angel mothers"? I think there were around fourteen angel mothers on the dais with him. One had lost her son in 2002, during W's first term. So it seems that this crime wave has taken about one life per year starting when Obama was a community organizer. Trump should be hyperventilating about lightning on golf courses. Amanda just walked in the door from her outing to the State Fair and handed me a button that says:
OMG
GOP
WTF?
Trump loves the police. They know who all the bad guys are. But they can't do anything about it. HillaryObama won't let them. That's why it'll all be terrific and amazing after Day 1 of a Trump Administration. The cops can't wait to get after it. Clean everything up in a day. But this is the last chance. If Crooked Hillary wins, we won't have a country anymore. Deport her!
Is the calculation that the pleasant white ladies of suburban Philadelphia won't resist this seductive come-on? I can't speak for them but to me it seems Trump could drive them into the arms of Colin Kaepernick. I heard that a taqueria on East Lake Street (which has been rejuvenated by Mexican immigrants) has expanded its menu to include a sandwich called The Trump: white bread, lots of baloney, and one very small pickle. (All that bluster! He must be trying to compensate for something.)
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