I should forewarn the millions of devoted Eric the Blue followers that posting could be light, meaning invisible, for a few days as I work up an essay of such sublime excellence--so closely and dazzlingly argued, exhibiting such scintillating insights expressed with verbal panache--that upon perusing it everyone who disagrees with my political opinions will be immediately converted to the team of sweetness and light. If that includes Ann Coulter, and she is sufficiently impressed to seek my advice in other areas of her life, an outcome that I deem likely, I will suggest she alter her diet to include meatball sandwiches and steaks with loaded baked potatoes, lots of dressing on the salad, and I don't mean vinaigrette, with hot fudge sundaes for dessert, because the only thing as emaciated as her soul is the rest of her.
As I say, this masterpiece of mine should be appearing within the next few days, though it depends somewhat on how much TV I watch. It is even possible that I will withhold publication till the day after President Trump releases his tax returns.
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