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April 07, 2019

Two short plays


I.

Sane Person: The baseball season is a marathon, not a sprint.

Me: The Twins have won five of their first eight games!  These games count, too!  The season is five percent done and we're on pace for a hundred wins!

 

II.

Trump: I've been completely exonerated and vindicated by the Mueller Report!  

Sane people everywhere:  Ok, let's see the Mueller Report.

Team Trump: (In an undertone) Uh, maybe later.  (Perking up) No collusion!  No obstruction! 

Trump: I forgot to say that Democrats hate Jews!

(Curtain falls on sane person pouring a drink)

Posted on April 07, 2019 at 02:32 PM in Baseball, Political |

Tags: Donald Trump, Minnesota Twins, Mueller Report

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