"Well, it's better than it was," he said to himself after performing a half-assed cleaning of the bathroom the kids use. Self-satisfied, he sits down and cracks a cold one before sinking deeper into the chair to watch the Twins. That little mist of cold vapor that rises out of the new can makes him want to open another one soon as possible. But he's so comfortable. "Lydia!"
As a kid, I was always reading baseball articles, and I remember one that took up the question of what percentage importance the pitcher is compared to the other players. Judging from last night you'd have to say 100. Bieber unhittable, therefore his team wins.
How cheap am I? Cheap enough, apparently, to risk getting my mitt stuck in the garbage disposal in order to retrieve one run-away blueberry that belongs on my ice cream.
You know why so many Americans have died of coronavirus disease? We do too much testing for death.
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