700,000 ballots were not allowed to be viewed in Philadelphia and Pittsburgh which means, based on our great Constitution, we win the State of Pennsylvania!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) November 14, 2020
Not a parody account.
Meanwhile, in other news, a Utah hospital reports that it has turned away a group of COVID skeptics trying to enter the ICU with video cameras for the purpose of proving that reports of sick people filling all the beds are fake news. They should take their cameras on down the road to El Paso, where props for the fake news include ten mobile morgues traveling between hospitals and funeral parlors.
Black mood being brightened a bit by the sound of my kids and the neighbor girl shouting at each other in English accents as they play Harry Potter upstairs.
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