America, to Bald Eagle: Thanks, but where ya been for four years? Also, send your friends for Hawley and Cruz.
Only women journalists can talk about what Kamala and Jill and Michelle are wearing. No one of any gender cares what any man wears. Poor Doug Emhoff, the second gentleman, looking immaculate to no effect. I had to look up how to spell his name, and his kids are too old to be cute.
Wait, I'm forgetting Bernie Sanders. Everyone noticed his attire! He had a big manila envelope in his hand, too. Looked like maybe he'd been standing in line outside at the post office for so long that finally he thought, "Hell with it, I'll go to the inauguration."
I get a kick out of all the Republicans blowing a gasket because Biden condemned white supremacy. They are against it too, right? If yes, what's not to like?
Trump's been pretty quiet down in Florida. Probably telling anyone who'll listen about the lingerie model he would have bedded but for the Secret Service. Moved on her like a bitch!
He's in Twitter detention, so that might account for the silence, too. Thirty seven thousand more blown gaskets over that outrage. The media bandwidth is clogged with nut jobs bleating about being cancelled, silenced, deplatformed. Maybe these private companies should say it's their Christian values, not their terms of service agreements, that Trumpy crackpots are violating. It works for bakers too pious to take money from gay couples.
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