Not going

I'm not planning to attend—because I'm single, and $10,600 seems like a lot for just one meal. But I have been watching news. Apparently half of Texas is under an advisory not to drink the tap water without first boiling it. Which amuses Texans since

a. they can't get water from their taps; and

b. if they could, they couldn't boil it.

Their governor explains that the Green New Deal is to blame. Sir, the Green New Deal hasn't been enacted. The system that's failed is the system you have. You're the fucking governor. What else do you need explained to you? JFC. 

Also, Ted Cruz is a sack o' shit, a trait he shares with every name known to me in the above invitation, to say nothing of the unnamed host, the Lord of Mar-a-Lago. Over and out.