Our newest family member—the holdee, not the holder, who is yesterday's news. Both are messy eaters.
Our training methods involve treats for good behavior, as in: "Good boy, you haven't peed in the house for ten minutes, eat this!" I've been impressed by how much he likes treats and the unceremonious manner with which he eliminates bodily wastes: completely unselfconscious and not much of a conscience either. He makes me think of the phrase "animal good health."
There is always someone home loving on him, which is apt to change as more Democrats get vaccinated and the MAGA crowd acquires immunity the old fashioned way, getting sick to own the libz. I foresee a sad day coming for dogs, millions of them worldwide suddenly home alone, kenneled up, thinking, "Wtf, I didn't do anything worse than usual."
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