What It’s Like to Vacation With Me:
— Agnes Callard (@AgnesCallard) August 3, 2022
husband: want to try bungee jumping? They have a catapult we could both go in? Or luge? Skiing?
me: did you know there’s a LIBRARY in Queenstown?
I've found my soul mate, but it appears she's married to one of these ambitious adventurer types. "Life is short, therefore I will leap from high places and ski down the sides of sheer cliffs!"
Just had the following breakfast table conversation with older daughter.
Her: Whatcha reading?
Me: An article arguing that, to date, the results of the primary elections show Trump still has an iron grip on the Republican party.
Her: You are such a nerd.
Me: Nerds rule, cool kids drool.
Her: Only a nerd would say that.
Me: Perhaps if you were a nerd, you'd comprehend that I have already copped to being one, and as a consequence do not regard it as an insult to be accused in this manner.
Her: [Stands up from table, walks away snickering.]
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