Musky

You can tell that Elon Musk is one of these think-outside-the-box, business geniuses because a person of ordinary abilities who ran an electric car company would never think to overpay for a social media company and then while away time shit-posting on his new toy about the people most apt to buy an electric car. The car company's stock has taken a hit—

—but the market is checkers and Elon's one of these guys who strolls from table to table playing chess games simultaneously against 24 overmatched grandmasters. If he were president of Ukraine, instead of that badly dressed fellow, Putin would beg to touch his robe.